C++ Jokes (new)

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Jun 29, 2018 at 10:14pm
closed account (E0p9LyTq)
99 little bugs in the code,

99 bugs in the code.

Fix 1 bug....compile again,

100 little bugs in the code.
Jun 29, 2018 at 10:22pm
closed account (E0p9LyTq)
A bit of CSS humor:

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#wife
{
   right:  100%;
   margin: 0;
}
Jul 19, 2018 at 5:14pm
Well, Mr. T walks into a Bar, he'd just say he pity the Foo.
Aug 23, 2018 at 10:14pm
An optimist would say the glass is half full.
A pessimist would say the glass is half empty.
A programmer would say the glass is twice the needed size.
Last edited on Aug 23, 2018 at 10:14pm
Aug 24, 2018 at 2:17pm
A programmer would say the glass is twice the needed size.

... or that it's already reserved some extra capacity in case it needs to store more :)
Aug 25, 2018 at 4:25pm
...we need to invent a dynamic glass that can expand to accommodate more water.
Aug 30, 2018 at 8:31am
If Zelda write code, and it compile but ...

It does not work ...

Is that a link problem?
Aug 30, 2018 at 2:17pm
Yes, all of Zelda's difficulties are Link's problem.
Aug 30, 2018 at 5:54pm
closed account (367kGNh0)
A new fun forum, well hello world!
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